For the past three years Mike Busey, founder of the Sausage Castle, a famed party house in Central Florida, has honored Veterans Day by sending pizza to veterans and active service members around the world. This year, inspired to do more, he called up his porn star friend Jenny Jizz. A mere 48 hours later the Sausage Castle played host to the ultimate Veterans Day party. According to Busey, Jizz showed up in a lovely red, white and blue dress, prepared for duty, and 35 lucky vets were put into a “Dick Draft”: “The vet with the missing leg got automatic first place,” recalls Busey. “The vet with the Purple Heart went second, and the rest were lined up in order of years of service. One girl even brought her boyfriend to get a blowjob!” Jizz serviced them all, some multiple times. Needless to say, the event, replete with home-cooked dinner, free-flowing booze, bonfires, dancing and “blowing shit up!” was a success. “We the people must show gratitude and respect to anyone who’s ever served our wonderful country,” Busey tells HUSTLER. God bless America, and God bless blowjobs.
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