Want to get paid to fuck? Well, then, baby, your ship has arrived. Welcome to the wonderful world of quality control. From the KUTV newsroom in Salt Lake City comes a story that could change your life. Sleep Standards is a sleeping research and advice company, and a few months ago they came out with a job offer for couples who think they got game in the sack.
Their proposition was simple and tantalizingly, suspiciously perfect: Get paid $3,000 to have sex on eight different mattresses to determine which one is the best. We’ll wait while you go factcheck this too-good-to-be-true tidbit.