Gooners: They are the unsung heroes of adult entertainment, worshiping and consuming porn with the passion of evangelical true believers. And Catherine Duffy? She is living the goonette (female gooner) lifestyle to the max. (But for the record, gooning is an unfortunate word for something truly beautiful. End of rant.)
Duffy, 38, lives in Ireland and gets to travel the world for her job. But no matter where she is, you can be sure that she is up to no good—and by “no good” we mean delicious depravity of the highest order. She chronicles her XXX adventures in a blog called Whoreuro (Whoreuro.com), and wow, is it ever worth your time (filthy!). So how does one become a goonette, and what’s her record for consecutive creampies? Introducing Catherine the Great, a story in four acts.
X-rated orgins: “My love of porn began when I found a box of discarded dirty mags in a Belfast alleyway. I was hooked the moment my eyes fell upon the graphic filth within—it was like a gift from another planet. Soon after I began to rebel against my repressed Catholic upbringing, aspiring to become just like the whores in the magazines.”
