Pairing wine and food is as much science as it is instinct. Yes, most shellfish are best enjoyed with a crisp white, but ultimately, it’s about what works for you and your particular palette. There is no crime in enjoying a robust claret with your sole meunière; just don’t be surprised if the sommelier winces in agony.
But why stop there? Meet the “Sex Toy Sommelier,” a “sex toy matchmaking and advice column” for SheKnows (SheKnows.com). A recent installment paired romance novels with sex toys, and we applaud the combination of Katee Robert’s The Dragon’s Bride with basically any Bad Dragon dildo you can get your hands on. A must-try for anyone with even a passing interest in Game of Thrones erotic fan fiction.