Apologies for trotting out this old chestnut, but too much of a good thing is not always a good thing. Manhandling your penis should be kind of like how you treat alcohol: in moderation it’s fine, but if you down a bottle of tequila every day, then you are 100% going to die.
Granted, death by masturbation is a long shot, but you would not believe the ways some guys have abused their genitals in quarantine. We take you to scenic British Columbia, where CTV News reports on a squirm-worthy discovery by researchers at the University of B.C., who posit a correlation between COVID-19 and a recent uptick in brutal cock ’n’ ball trauma.
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