Unless you’ve been living under a rock in a cave on Mars, you’d know that March 16 is National Panda Day. And as you celebrate the majesty of nature’s bamboo-loving clowns, take a somber moment this year to remember an extraordinary bear who changed the goddamn world.
The term “insatiable fuck machine” is thrown around all too casually these days, but in describing the legacy of Pan Pan, it fails miserably in capturing the virile legacy of history’s most genetically prolific captive panda.
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