Obama’s done it; kids do it; even Canadians do it. It didn’t take long for Jimmy Kimmel’s segment “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” to drip its way through pop culture. Thing is, most porn stars don’t give a shit what people think (just one of many reasons why they’re porn stars and you aren’t). Still, there are things to be learned in the new series “Pornstars Read Mean Comments,” available on YouTube. For example, Abigail Mac probably needs reading glasses. She’s got the phone like an inch from her face and still seems to have trouble making out SlimMighty’s comment: “If you say Abigail Mac three times in the mirror at night, she shows up and disappoints you…just like her scenes do.” (Abigail, you don’t even need to go see an optometrist. They sell that shit at the dollar store!) Sometimes a joke fails simply because the target doesn’t get it, even though you’d think she would. (See a confused Monique Alexander trying to make sense of mgkwolf’s “I heard you’re Stevie Wonder’s favorite porn star.” Okay, so, Monique, Stevie Wonder is—eh, forget it.) Also, porn fans tend to prefer lame “dad humor” to going for the jugular, e.g., noah4 on Peta Jensen: “I hope you’re not sponsored by PETA…because I want to pound the f**k out of your beaver.” And finally, on that note, smut fans love more than they hate, even in “mean” tweets. I think we can all get behind the comment left for Chanel Preston, who warns viewers, “It’s a long one: ‘More more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more…’”
