In what universe can a man mistake the exhaust pipe of a car with a human orifice, male or female? The answer is one where a person is somehow still alive with an off-the-charts 0.35 blood alcohol level.
As reported by Oxygen.com, a heroically inebriated Kansas man was tased by police when he would not stop hate-fucking the unconsenting tailpipe of a motor vehicle in the parking lot of an apartment complex. Onlookers watched in horror and disbelief as the perpetrator ignored police orders to cease and desist.
The man, who is as of yet unidentified, was taken to a local ER for potentially life-threatening alcohol levels and at the time of publication was facing possible misdemeanor charges for lewd and lascivious behavior.
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