An erect penis can get into a lot of trouble under the wrong circumstances. No, you cannot break your dick, but there’s still a whole lot of horrible, cringe-worthy stuff that can happen to it with or without your help. A vacuum cleaner is not a toy—got it?
Knowledge is your ally in protecting this most sacred of limbs, which is why the good folks over at Men’s Health have assembled an updated list of common dick injuries. Sadly, football-to-the-groin did not make the list (where are those Simpsons fans at?!)
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