Harvard—privileged pit of ripe, crimson assholes. But sphincters can be so confusing. Frustrated in their efforts to master rear entry, students called on the institution to offer a class in the “exciting yet often misunderstood pleasure” that us common folk just call butt-fucking. Part of Harvard’s annual sex week, What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101 drilled young scholars on the basics (How does it work? What should you worry about? What supplies do you need?) before plunging into more penetrating topics like Hersey Highway anatomy and anal toy analysis. Harvard student Molly Wharton called the course “downright vulgar” before heading to the nearest toilet stall to squeeze out a few Hail Marys on the behalf of her anally-fixated classmates. Despite such tight-ass responses, event organizers are likely to retain the popular course, giving new meaning to the phrase “Park the car in Harvard Yard.”
