Love is pure. Love is blind. Love is forever. But let’s be real, because love isn’t going to protect your assets when a marriage turns to shit. A prenuptial agreement, while short on romance, has its place and purpose—but like any tool, in the wrong hands it can easily become a weapon of entitlement and stupidity. Behold: the most ridiculous, batshit-crazy prenup demands of all time, as seen in Cosmo.
Pricey pounds. Better think twice about that second eclair. A woman forbade her husband to exceed 180 pounds, and if he did, it would cost him $5K for every additional pound.
Dad is a bastard. Thanks for the baby! Now lose all that pregnancy weight in ten months or hit the bricks.