Do vegans really have better, more ferocious sex than their carnivore counterparts? If you were looking for a serious scientific breakdown of this oddly specific question, keep walking, buddy.
Dating website IllicitEncounters.com recently quizzed its users to decide who fucks more often and better: plant eaters or those of us who enjoy a bit of cheese with their steak. Their survey of 500 vegans and 500 meat eaters found that 84% of vegans said they were satisfied with their sex lives, compared to only 59% of meat eaters. Now, it can be argued that excessive animal protein can be a strain on the digestive system, leaving one too tired for sex. But we call bullshit on their simplistic analysis that “Vegans are masters of seduction,” who “eat foods known for their aphrodisiac qualities,” according to site spokesperson Jessica Leoni.
