We need to have a serious discussion about hot tub sex. Specifically, that—despite everything you’ve seen and heard—it is not good. Or sexy.
Which is crazy when you think about it, because for decades audiences have been spoon-fed the idea that mashing genitals in three feet of boiling, bacteria-laden water is something we should all aspire to. Is there some sort of shadowy Hot Tub Lobby controlling Hollywood? Someone get Ronan Farrow on the phone.
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