Like what you see? Then this might just be your next sex toy. The Vajankle—fun to say, isn’t it?—is just what it seems, a severed, wrinkled left foot made bangable by the addition of a vagina molded into its stump. Custom-made by Sinthetics, a company better known for its hyperrealistic sex dolls and penises, the item has developed a cult following with collectors and foot fetishists. Says Sinthetics representative Bronwen Keller, “I’m certain that the vast majority of people who get them use them for the intended purpose. I did hear from one person that it was going to be his pencil holder, but maybe that was a euphemism.”
The Vajankle comes as a left foot ($175) or with its matching, Vajankle-less right foot for $299.50 (plus postage—just because they’re feet doesn’t mean they can walk to your house). Admit it—now that the idea has gotten into your head, it’s hard to let go of, isn’t it? Check out Sinthetics.com to order.
