Million-dollar-idea alert! For the bargain basement price of a paltry $1,000, you can join the coveted Mile High Club without the foul toilet stench or risk of being put on a no-fly list—or worse.
In a way, we’re jealous we didn’t think of it first: airplanes for sex. Genius. Christened “The Love Cloud,” this aptly named private jet can be chartered by couples who want to take their sex life to the next level: 5,000 feet above Las Vegas. A grand (well, $995) gets you 45 minutes; $1,495 gets you 90.
And if group situations are your thing (bless you), then you’re in luck, because there’s a bed in the cabin that can accommodate up to six people. It’s tight, but you’ll make it work. In the words of Jeff Goldblum: “Life finds a way.”