All right, 2023, let’s get this over with: Tell us to hold your beer so you can go fuck things up even more than they are now. We’ll wait.
War in Ukraine, Kanye vs. Jews, Queen kicks the bucket—seriously, where do we go from here? Followers of Nostradamus aren’t feeling too optimistic, with talk of a seven-month war and an ominous prediction that “the light of Mars will go out.” That probably doesn’t bode well for Elon…
But there’s enough to worry about already without the anxiety of impending doom, which is why HUSTLER’s editorial staff held an impromptu seance to glimpse the lighter side of 2023 (and beyond).