Custom sneakers are for basic bitches. As a rapper in 2022-23, you’re just a giant pile of irrelevance unless your side hustle includes a handmade, jewel-studded, 18-karat cock ring. Because nothing says “baller” like $25,000 worth of ice and gold resting (un)comfortably atop your bean bag.
We could all take a page out of Frank Ocean’s playbook. The award-winning artist, who last blessed our earholes with Blonde back in 2016, has his own jewelry line called Homer. When he launched his new collection last August, Ocean took to Instagram with a photo of a very blurry yet very discernible dick (not his) modeling the bling-tastic XXXL H-Bone Ring.
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