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“Elbows on the pads!”
Cheered on by a bawdy crowd, the Velvet Hammer faces the Barberess of Seville, who promises to “rip your roots out faster than you can say Brazilian with a landing strip.” Eyes lock. Hands grip. The ref shouts, “Go!” And in less than a minute the Barberess is pinned to the table.