In this age of fake news and Russian Twitter bots, one would certainly be forgiven for casting doubt on this totally legitimate news story. So please, try to keep an open mind as we attempt to explain Dinky One, the new dating site for guys with small dicks.
Forget for a moment how derogatory the name seems or how this could be construed as a guerrilla marketing prank. Just accept the fact that this is a real thing, and we’re going to seriously consider its existence, nay, purpose.