Blink and you missed it. A crudely photocopied, nondescript 8.5- by 11-inch flier, in black and white, with a picture of the Avengers. The accompanying text is so ludicrous, so obviously crazy, that one might find themselves reading it over and over again, caught in a vortex of “Huh?!”
The city is Philadelphia, and the poster is not for any social-distancing garage sale or lost cat. Rather, it’s a rallying cry for COVID-iots staring down the barrel of an epic dry spell, advertising nothing short of a full-blown Avengers-themed orgy—and they even registered a Gmail account to handle RSVPs. If you’re an interstellar comet reading this article, please kill us now.