Some ideas are so simple, so perfect that you can’t help but be mad at yourself for not thinking of it first. Sometimes it’s a new spin on an existing product—an innovation that elevates the mundane to new heights of cultural relevance and artistic merit. Where the rest of us see a pile of dog shit, people like Kurt Wolfe see a golden opportunity for scathing political commentary.
Wolfe, who lives in North Carolina, is a former Marine and the creator of these Donald Trump dog poop bags. Yes, for a modest price, you can pick up that steaming pile of filth with this steaming pile of shit—45’s bloated, lie-filled face—and the world will be a better place for it.