If Mike Tyson’s chauffeur claims the Baddest Man on the Planet said he might have murdered his opponent had he not fucked right before a fight, then we believe him. The champ clearly speaks from experience, and he’s certainly not the first pugilist to take the edge off with a little of the ol’ in-and-out.
As per The Sun UK, Iron Mike allegedly used sex to keep from maiming a challenger beyond recognition. His chauffeur at the time, Rudy Gonzalez, made all the arrangements and probably saved a life or two in the process. Quote: “He had to get laid to disengage some of [his] strength…so I had girls tucked away in bathrooms and changing rooms.”
“Tucked away”? My friend, she’s not a Mars bar you’re saving for later. But I digress…