Was it the fire engine red breastplate? Help us out, FCC, because we’re still trying to figure out why Rihanna’s halftime show landed 103 viewer complaints.
Maybe chalk it up to the Janet Jackson effect, and how one nipple has made it virtually impossible for any performer to ever meet the puritanical viewing standards of your average football fan. According to the complaints, via Marca.com, “…the lyrics and choreography were too sexualized, with some viewers even comparing it to porn.” Question: WTF kind of porn are these people watching? Follow-up question: Do they know what porn is?