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HUSTLER Honey River Lynn
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Gulf Shores, Alabama
  • Age 20
  • Height 5' 7"
  • Measurements 34B-26-39
  • Favorite Position Doggy

About River Lynn

“Growing up, I was a weird kid. I had a big imagination, and I liked to play ‘dirty’ games. I still love to be called slut, whore, baby girl, good girl and dirty—hehe.

“My friends would describe me as outgoing, confident and a hippie. I describe myself as very fluid in my hobbies and interests and very, very horny. I want the world to know it’s okay to be horny. Sexting is my main hobby. I do it all the time—audio messages make it all the better. And I do love dick pics when they’re asked for.

“My favorite place to have sex is in my bed, where I have control of the atmosphere and everything going on around me. My bed is also stupid comfy, so it just makes sense…and I love the thought of having men come to me when they want to have sex.”

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