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HUSTLER Honey Macy Cartel
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Tampa, FL
  • Age 23
  • Horoscope Scorpio
  • Height 5-8
  • Weight 144

About Macy Cartel

Anyone planning to ask about Macy Cartel’s most unforgettable sexual experiences would be wise to clear his or her afternoon. “It’s hard to pick one,” the curvaceous Floridian coos. “I’ve had a lot of fun in my 23 years.”

Refreshing her memory, Macy confides, “It might be the time I had sex on a park bench with my first boyfriend. Or maybe the foursome I had at the beach with this guy, his bartender friend and some random girl. No, wait! It was definitely the time I was sitting on the couch talking to my mom on the phone, and my boyfriend insisted on getting a blowjob. Twenty minutes and one facial later, I got away with it! I guess I know how to talk with my mouth full.”

Macy, who hates to be alone and has a big-time cop fetish, reveals, “A dry sense of humor is a must for me. I’m into handsome, funny, older men like Charlie Sheen, Hugh Laurie and—unfortunately—this jackass I used to date.”

When you’re as hot as Macy, it’s hard to avoid the occasional jackass. But there’s one male shortcoming this fine feline really can’t stand: “I wish I had X-ray vision. That way I could see what I’m getting long before the dude unzips his pants! I’m tired of being disappointed!”

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