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HUSTLER Honey Helena

About Helena

One peek at this playful Parisian, and you’ll be as erect as the Eiffel Tower. Having discovered this fox at the base of that famous structure, we knew Helena had to grace HUSTLER’s pages. Lo and behold, the 26-year-old jumped at the chance to strip down for one of our photographers. “I love being naked,” she cooed. “I can’t believe you’re going to pay me to pose.”

Wanting to make sure she was the real deal, we asked her, “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?” The frisky Frenchy quickly chirped, “Do I want to sleep with you? Sure. I mean, mais oui! But only if you’re a good kisser and know what to do with your tongue.” However, Helena quickly warned us not to get too attached. “I think of my bedroom as the United Nations because I love variety in men and women.” Man, that made our baguettes stiff.

Sadly, right after these shots were taken, Helena returned to her simple life in the City of Light. “Maybe someday I’ll come back to America and do more modeling,” she remarked. “Until then, au revoir, boys!”

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