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HUSTLER Honey Elizabeth Marxs
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Houston, TX
  • Age 20
  • Horoscope Cancer
  • Height 5-4
  • Weight 104

About Elizabeth Marxs

Elizabeth Marxs is hot enough to turn even the most loyal Tea Party supporter into a Marxist. No one can resist this sexy Texan, who opens up about her persuasive charm: “I’ve always had a knack for talking people into helping me. For whatever reason, people don’t mind giving me a hand!”

One glance at Elizabeth makes it readily apparent why dudes bend over backwards to lend her assistance. “I try not to be too manipulative,” she reveals. “But if a few nice words and a smile can get me into a sold-out show, that doesn’t seem so bad to me.”

While Elizabeth doesn’t consider herself a party animal, she enjoys venturing out on the town. “I love hearing live music,” the hottie remarks. “Some of my favorite bands are U2, the Killers and Band of Horses. It’s awesome to see big bands like that play in person, but I also enjoy checking out noname bands in dive bars, too.”

Elizabeth also appreciates diversity in her male companions. “The guys I’ve dated don’t have a lot in common,” she reckons. “I’ve dated really athletic vain guys, sensitive poets, nerds, whatever. I guess I don’t really have a type.”

However, there’s one trait that every Elizabeth Marxs paramour shares: a healthy appreciation for the beauty in his midst. “I like dating guys who know how lucky they are to have me,” Elizabeth coos.

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