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HUSTLER Honey Chiquita
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Jihlava, Czech Republic
  • Age 23
  • Height 5-7

About Chiquita

Thousands of miles from HUSTLER headquarters, sitting in her cottage beneath an ominous cloud of volcanic ash, is the breathtaking newcomer Chiquita. Speaking to us via telephone from the Czech Republic, she recounts her first time with a very unlikely partner. “I discovered sex at an early age and very accidentally,” Chiquita begins lightheartedly.

“My job was to sweep up our home with this big wooden broom while my parents were at work,” Chiquita continues. “One day I accidentally hit myself in the vagina with the broom handle. It stung a bit but in a good way. While rubbing my pussy to make it feel better, I experienced a tingling sensation I never had known before. Then I had my first orgasm. After that I began to rub myself on a daily basis.” What kind of man does bosomy Chiquita like to rub against? “I like big hands,” she answers. “Obviously! But more importantly, he should be fun. I like to go out and party. You know, really live life. It’s nice when you find someone who shares that same sense of adventure. And who says it has to be a man? I’m open, and I’m easy. Wait, that sounds wrong.” No, Chiquita, it sounds very right.

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