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HUSTLER Honey Blue

About Blue

HUSTLER Classic January 1978

If you’re fortunate enough to take a Pacific Ocean cruise someday, you should search fore and aft for a crewman named Blue. “The sea turns me on,” remarks the 19-year-old lass, whose name comes from the color of the ocean she loves so much. “And nothing beats the thrill of riding ocean crests in a boat while a strong man is riding me.”

It shouldn’t be surprising then that Blue’s favorite fantasy involves “another chick and me kidnapping four or five men, taking them out to sea and blowing them away.” Blue’s hobbies include cooking and horseback riding, and her career goal is to work with animals.

The sea is just one of nature’s many settings that are fitting for a woman who likes to let her natural urges take over. Those urges come out easiest for Blue during a whipped-cream party—or in smaller gatherings, such as when there are just “two men and little ol’ me.”

Any man who sets out to sea with Blue is likely to get his lap wet, since she admits, “I love to go down on men!” To get onboard with Blue, a man should be “tall, short, blond—well, just a man. I love men, and I can’t wait to meet more and check out their style of lovemaking. I’m a crazy lady. I love it!”

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