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HUSTLER Honey Ally Ryan
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Flower Mound, Texas
  • Age 18
  • Height 5-4

About Ally Ryan

At first glance, 18-year-old Ally Ryan may come across as innocent, but looks can be deceiving. “Guys always assume that I am pure and sweet because I look like the girl next door,” the luscious Texan confides, “but that’s not me. It can get really frustrating!”

Ally adds, “I was the cute girl in high school who never got asked out. Guys thought that I wouldn’t be much fun because I seemed too innocent. I ended up masturbating so much that I nearly wore my clit out. When I finally got a guy to sleep with me, he was blown away by how aggressive I was. I think it scared him off, because he never called again.”

That may explain Ally’s choice of bedmates. “I have a thing for older guys,” she admits. “I know some people will say it’s a daddy thing, but it’s not. I just prefer an experienced man over a clumsy and nervous boy.

“Mature men know how to handle me and get me off. There’s nothing worse than some goofy boy fumbling around down there, not knowing what to do and then coming after just a few seconds. I don’t have time to teach, but I sure do love to learn.

“My third boyfriend taught me how to give head the right way,” Ally continues. “I spent hours going at it until I developed my own style and technique. Now I’m an expert—and I love it! Seriously, the way a guy’s cock twitches just before it explodes in my mouth is hot!”

We told you looks can be deceiving.

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