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Hookups Go Virtual in the COVID Age

With the coronavirus pandemic still raging full-on, many singles are learning to adjust to virtual relationships—and some of them are even finding advantages to the new reality. John,* 31, and his now-ex-girlfriend broke up last December. Like many people fresh off of a breakup, he was heartbroken for a month. Eventually, he emerged from his...

My First Virtual Orgy

With pandemic rules putting in-the-flesh sex parties on pause, an enterprising pervert enters the brave new world of online group action.  The Disease Which Will Not Be Named is wreaking havoc in every corner of the globe, sparing no one, and I’m no exception. No, the virus hasn’t killed me … nor make me sick...

Sex in Lockdown: Virtually Fucked

With the coronavirus pandemic forcing most of the country into self-isolation, it may feel like the world has ground to a halt, and, well, it pretty much has. But even a global crisis cannot crush the human sexual urge, and while social distancing rules might be in play, fuckers under lockdown are using the downtime...