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Hot Topic: The XXX Summer Survey

It’s a Sex Worker Summer! Three thirst-quenching babes bring the heat…and the meat.  You’ve been pining for it since Black Friday, and now it’s finally here: LET THERE BE SUMMER! As temperatures soar and inhibitions plunge, no one is more ready to get hot and sweaty than the scorching sirens of adult entertainment. Be it...

A XXX Summer Survival Guide

As we head toward the dog days, the temperature is definitely rising—and that won’t be the only thing rising as you read this naughty advice for beating the heat. In scientific terms, this summer is shaping up to be hotter than Satan’s habanero-scorched rectum. We love the sun, but it’s not easy being sexy when...

Summer Lovin’: Seasonal Horniness Explained

You’ve probably noticed that, when the temperature surges, so does your libido—but why? Here comes the hot science. Although summer may not officially start until June 20, the temperature is already rising as fast as the hand of a straight-A student with daddy issues. With heatwaves, people inevitably show more skin, and even with some...