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July 2025

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Jerk Off—Proudly!

Religious, political and spiritual forces have waged campaigns against masturbation for a variety of bullshit reasons. We dispel the myths spewed by semen-retention proponents and explore why jerking off isn’t just good—it’s good for you! A lot of guys were told when they were young that jerking off isn’t proper behavior for a young man....

Sex on the First Date? Hell Yes, Survey Says

A recent survey found that nearly half of the respondents have had sex on the first date. We talk to men and women about the benefits of hooking up in a hurry. Thanks to hookup culture, apps like Tinder and the general de-stigmatization of horniness, more people are saying “yes” to sex on the first...

Eject, or Ejaculate?

Ever see a bad date through to the bitter end just because you hoped there might be sex afterward? Of course you have! We explore the tricky question of when to hang tough, and when to say enough is enough. It was a long, loveless marriage, one that eventually ended in the kind of pain...