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A Touchy Subject

Has your relationship lost its sexual spark? Try getting hands-on—without the expectation of banging. If there’s one gripe most guys have about the women they’re with, it’s that she just doesn’t put out like she used to. In the beginning, their sex life played out like a scene from Squirtwoman 3, but over time, it...

Too Direct?

In case there was still any doubt, no—just straight-out asking a stranger for sex isn’t likely to end well. Getting laid is something that people obsess over, and not just men. Despite what we were told growing up by abstinence-peddling gym teachers and reruns of Leave It to Beaver, women think about sex just as...

Ditching Dudes?

According to a new report, an increasing number of women are dumping men in favor of the fairer sex—and it just might be the guys who are to blame… Bad news, guys; it appears that an increasing number of ladies are ditching their guys altogether and joining Club Cunnilingus. Seriously, TikTok has been buzzing lately...