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Hitting All the Right Notes

Can the type of music a person listens to tell you what they’re like in bed? It’s a commonly held belief that musicians are better in bed than the less musically inclined. Some people contend, for instance, that a guitar player’s ability to feel out the notes on his instrument during a ripping solo means...

Let’s Get Knotty

Curious about rope play, but confused about how to go about it? You’re not alone. Allow us to tie up the loose ends so you don’t get thrown for a loop. There will come a time in every man’s life when he shacks up with a woman who leans toward the freaky side. It’s inevitable....

Muscular Mamas

More and more women are pumping serious iron at the gym these days. We explore the sexual benefits and drawbacks of being a female weightlifter. Some women hit the gym to lose a few pounds, while others lift weights—and in many cases a lot of weight—to put a few pounds of muscle on. Long gone...