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Going Meatless?

Some so-called sex experts have asserted that, since most women don’t climax through penile penetration alone, they should forgo dick entirely. But are straight women really ready to give up their regular dose of Vitamin D? Spend enough time on social media and it appears that America’s sex educators are trying to phase out the...

Dick on Deck

Yes, there’s a pretty good chance that your woman already has another guy in mind to take your place if your relationship goes south. The good news is, there are ways to prevent things from getting to that point. Any man who’s been hitched to a significant other for a while may reside in a...

She’s Got Legs

Sure, it might feel great to fold your girl up like a rag doll while you’re going to town, but beware—not every woman is willing to risk pulling a hamstring in the name of sexual gymnastics. A lot of women have legs that seem to go all the way up to their ears. As guys—the...