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November 2025

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Pure Frustration?

Conservative fuckers, take note—purity culture can lead to lousy, and even painful, sex. The outcome of the 2024 election has led many to fear that there’s a big-time purification coming to the collective American bedroom. Specifically, Project 2025—a collection of recommendations for the next Republican  administration put together by conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation—has...

Wait…Why?

Weighing the pros and cons of holding off on sex in a new relationship. When we first meet someone special, someone that we connect with on a deeper level, it can be hard to keep those panties from hitting the floor—partly because the man won’t quit tugging on them. Raging hormones are constantly fighting to...

How Come?

Yes, the orgasm gap is real—which means you might not be getting your partner off the way you thought you were. The good news is, there are ways to bridge the climax chasm and reliably drive your mate to O-Town. When two people get busy in the bedroom, the hope is that everyone gets theirs...