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Orifice Work

Dreading the idea of returning to the office after an extended period of work-from-home? Maybe you shouldn’t be—because your office just might be filled with newly horny coworkers. During the COVID-19 lockdowns, many people made working remotely the norm. This was a tremendous benefit for working stiffs, seeing as they never really wanted to be...

Do Body Counts…Count?

Worried about how many people your significant other slept with before you? Don’t be—in fact, a hefty tally of past sexual partners can actually make your relationship stronger. At the beginning of a relationship, there are plenty of discussions that are sure to arise before things get too serious. One of the most polarizing of...

Tipping Turn-Ons

Want to really charm the pants off of your dinner date? Forget the pricey wine and entrees; just treat and tip the waitstaff well. In the cage match that is dating, where first impressions often determine whether a man will get to see the woman sitting across from them at the table naked by the...