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Fucking Fatal?

Could a lack of sex actually kill you? Well, it’s certainly isn’t good for you—and there’s a mountain of evidence that humping on the regular has numerous health benefits. Can you die from a lack of sex? That appears to be the concern of many people currently suffering a sexual drought.  No doubt, a dry...

Prophylactic Pit Stop?

A new report suggests that it’s best to put on a new condom after 30 minutes of sex. But does that theory hold, um, water? We go deep to find out… In the rowdy realm of pecker slinging, all sorts of unforeseen accidents can erupt at any given moment to cause a diddle-time disruption. One...

Good Gush Almighty!

Why some women experience anxiety over the fact that they squirt—and why they really shouldn’t. It was once believed that squirting was a rare feminine superpower, held only by those given the gift of gush at birth. Yet, scour the internet on the subject of splashing gash and there’s a digital library of sorts suggesting...