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Lingerie or Linger-Nay?

No, many men don’t care if their women get dolled up in frilly underthings before sex. Too bad for those guys, the lingerie isn’t for their benefit, anyway. The Victoria’s Secret crowd often characterizes lingerie as a naughty necessity for women looking to ignite diddle-time desire in the bedroom. Come to find out, though, that...

Test(osterone) Drive

Is testosterone replacement therapy the key to a boosted libido? The answer is more complicated than you might think. Join us as we explore the science. Spend enough time doom-scrolling, and you will inevitably catch some meathead gym rat-turned-“social media influencer” rambling—probably shirtless—about how going on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) transformed his weak wiener into...

Not So Fast?

Full steam ahead, or slow and low? Examining the merits of leisurely lays versus rabbit-quick rutting. Mankind was shot out of the great gash in the sky to populate the Earth, and presumably as quickly as possible. It’s why billions of blathering yahoos, imbeciles and inbreds now inhabit this rotten planet, making it less than...