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Get Paid, Get Laid?

A new study finds that guys who earn more money get more sex. But is that really true? And if so, why? It has long since been postulated that size doesn’t matter, that what a man has in his pants is irrelevant as long as he possesses the top-tier personality traits prized by the female...

Line of Questioning

Exploring the things you should—and definitely shouldn’t—ask when you first meet someone you’re interested in hooking up with. Dissect any situation where a chance encounter with a fine piece of tail went from a casual conversation to a coitally charged romp, and it becomes painfully evident that first impressions are everything. Had it not been...