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The Bigger, the Better?

Recent research has determined that “big dick energy” is a real thing, but take note—even if you’re packing, your sex life could still be lacking. There’s a popular belief that a man either walks through the world with “big dick energy” or he’s a fucking loser. If the latter is the case, the poor bastard...

Peak Porking Age

Good news, older guys! Contrary to popular misconception, your sex drive doesn’t necessarily diminish as you age—it might even increase! Once upon a time, young men were told they’d hit their sexual peak at 18—right around the age they were old enough to go to war and get their dicks blown off for their country....

Confusing Attraction?

If you’re straight but find yourself attracted to someone of the same gender, it doesn’t fundamentally alter your sexual orientation. Join us as we explore the nuances of heteroflexibility. Throughout much of history, humanity has been led to believe that, through either nature or nurture, the majority of people are either straight or gay. Yet,...