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Get Paid, Get Laid?

A new study finds that guys who earn more money get more sex. But is that really true? And if so, why? It has long since been postulated that size doesn’t matter, that what a man has in his pants is irrelevant as long as he possesses the top-tier personality traits prized by the female...

Past Your Prime?

Finding sex and companionship over 50 is difficult, but not impossible—and your age could actually work to your advantage in the dating world. Hitting the dating scene with a few grey pubes on your nuts doesn’t mean romance is off the table, but society sure acts like it does. Walk into a bar single and...