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Friday Funnies: Oh, Baby!

In the mood for some infantile humor? You’re in luck—because we’re giving birth to a virtual nursery full of cartoons to kid around with. Get ready for some goo-goo ha-ha! “We think he’s a Republican…” “I got this baby stuff figured out. I just shit my pants, scream my head off, and before I know...

Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming!

The truth is out there—and so are these outrageous cartoons featuring close encounters of the perverted kind! Go ahead, enjoy some out-of-this-world humor. “Of course not! We’ve been picking up your television broadcasts. Don’t take us anywhere near your fuckin’ leader!” “FORGET THE LURES! EARTHLING MALES ALWAYS BITE ON LIVE BAIT!” “Americans deserve what they...

Clowning on Counseling

Even the strongest marriages hit bumps sometimes—and, let’s face it, many marriages aren’t that strong to begin with. (There’s a reason why half of them end in divorce.) But one person’s marital issues are another person’s source of laughter, and there are plenty of yuks to be had over the topic of matrimonial discord. So...