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July 2025

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Politics and Porking

Never mind the screwing that politicians in D.C. give us on a regular basis—how does an emotionally charged election year affect our ability to hook up out in the wild? Nothing sucks the horniness out of the air quite like an election year. It’s a wild time when greasy politicians revel in all their nasty,...

An Important Reminder to Readers

It’s important to vote every election, but during this election, with so much at stake, it’s absolutely essential.  The 2020 U.S. election has already seen a record number of early voters, with more than 80 million Americans having cast their ballots. If you aren’t one of them, we urge you to cast your vote on...

Tooning Out the Election

There’s not much funny about the state of America these days—but the perpetual circus of U.S. politics is always good for a few chuckles.  As we decide who will serve as our President for the next four years, take a break from the drama of it all with our cartoon celebration/satirization of the electoral process. ...