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Lickety Split Vol. 6

Pussy might not be listed among the five basic food groups, but it probably should be. If anything’s going to give you the energy and sustenance to make it through the day, it’s a healthy serving of hot, juicy snatch. So let’s get our appetites worked up with a mouthwatering menu of pussy-eating pics. Dig...

Going Down Swinging?

Yes, there might be a remote health risk associated with oral sex—but does that mean you have to give up eating pussy forever? For plenty of men, going down on their girl isn’t just about servicing the love tunnel. It’s a full-blown delicacy, right up there with a ribeye and loaded baked potato. Despite the...

Licking for the Long Term

Is eating pussy the key to a lasting relationship? Maybe, maybe not—but it sure doesn’t hurt. For a lot of guys, eating snatch is right up there with beer and pizza—something to dive into with enthusiasm, and don’t you dare try to stop them. When they’re feasting between a woman’s thighs, all feels right in...