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Big Tits Turn Me On

RAVEN BAYIn this movie you play a sex robot—or fuckbot is the technical term I believe. What would you do if you had your own fuckbot?Omigod! I would do so many things! First of all, I wouldn’t have to masturbate anymore. I would just have, like, the fuckbot eat my pussy 24/7 and then fuck...

Naked Hippy Hikers

What is it about being in the great outdoors that inevitably makes chicks horny? Maybe exposure to the wilderness reconnects women with their primal selves and reminds them of their impulsive, animalistic need to fuck. Or maybe female hiking and tree-hugging enthusiasts are just born sluts. No matter what compels them, this fearless foursome (Giselle...

Katie Summers

“You live here?” Janet (Katie Summers) asked Gary as she got undressed. “It looks like the maintenance room for an aquatic center.” “My interior decorator is the best,” Gary (Otto Bauer) mumbled. “He did Ryan Lochte’s RV, and it’s just like this.” “Why did we have to crawl in through a heating vent?” Janet inquired....