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Naked Hippy Hikers

What is it about being in the great outdoors that inevitably makes chicks horny? Maybe exposure to the wilderness reconnects women with their primal selves and reminds them of their impulsive, animalistic need to fuck. Or maybe female hiking and tree-hugging enthusiasts are just born sluts. No matter what compels them, this fearless foursome (Giselle...

Katie Summers

“You live here?” Janet (Katie Summers) asked Gary as she got undressed. “It looks like the maintenance room for an aquatic center.” “My interior decorator is the best,” Gary (Otto Bauer) mumbled. “He did Ryan Lochte’s RV, and it’s just like this.” “Why did we have to crawl in through a heating vent?” Janet inquired....

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 3D

DILLION HARPER Star Trek fans are all virgins, of course. What would you do to make their fantasy come true? I’d dress up and act out his favorite part in the series. Then I would just be myself and…you know! Would you have sex with an alien? Yeah, something new! Why not? All aliens are...