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The HUSTLER Workout

Get ready for the best news ever! Can’t stand working out? Running too boring? Just start fucking instead! Turns out it’s great exercise. Here’s the science to prove it: Researchers from the University of Quebec at Montreal recruited 21 couples, ran control tests on treadmills, then sent the teams home with armband monitors and instructions...

This Ain’t Game of Thrones

KIRSTEN PRICEYou’re doing a girl-on-girl scene, correct? Yes, with Spencer Scott. She’s very sexy and pretty and looks exactly like the character she’s playing, Daenerys Targaryen. Are you playing a specific character? No, I’m just kind of like this slave girl handmaiden. I’m just like her girl that does all her shit. That she has...

Telli Swift

LOCATION: New York CityAGE: 27HEIGHT: 5-5PROFILES: Twitter: @TelliSwift; Instagram: @TelliSwift; Facebook.com/TelliSwift  With a drop-dead-gorgeous kisser and a booty that defies gravity, you’d never guess that Telli Swift spends her workdays tending to patients in a bustling emergency room. But the inked beauty says she’s all about helping people, so becoming a nurse was her natural calling. Born...