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Phoenix Marie

I want sex where there’s no rules. If I want to be choked out, I can be choked out. If I want ass-to-mouth, I can do that too. See, I don’t need no molly. I’m horny all the time. Then again, one margarita and I’m fucking murdering you, sloppy blowjob, tons of spit. The lime...

Melina Mason

I left my fiancé in New York to do porn. My biggest surprise when I got into videos was realizing I could have multiple climaxes! You should have seen my face—oh, wait, you can. It’s all on camera! Now I can have unlimited orgasms. It’s incredible. I can come 20 times if you let me.”...