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Gisselle & Mark Anthony

After signing his life away on a spa membership, Mark Anthony was told that one of the perks was a free massage service. Hoping for a hot chick who offered a “full service” rubdown, Mark Anthony got his wish with the gorgeous Gisselle. After giving him the regular treatment, the crack masseuse used her special...

Barely Legal Baby-Sitters

Going for an all-out win, baby-fat just-legal baby-sitters play dirty in a stiff daddy competition.  “We call it the Baby-Sitters’ Club, but really it’s all about who can score the most daddies. You can’t just brag. You need verifiable proof, like a selfie or something. So far Alexis Monroe’s ahead, the little cum slut, but...

Alyssa Branch

“I love sticky stuff. You know when you get out of the shower and you’re a little bit slick down there? I’ll just sit in my towel and stroke and pull my labia. Now I’m the only girl in the porn industry who can tie her pussy lips in a knot! I can’t fake orgasm....