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Kimmy Kay

My ex told me that he ‘adored me,’ but didn’t think we were ‘sexually compatible.’ I guess it was my fault for asking, but it still made me feel like crap. I thought maybe I was just bad at sex. Now I know better. If you want to be good at something, it takes practice....

Memphis Monroe

“I fantasize about sex constantly. I always have. I like it hard and rough. It’s all about the clit for me, so pay attention to my clit. But thinking that a guy is jacking off to me gets me wet really fast. That and imagining the guy I’m with is fucking someone else. I’ll never...

Hannah & Ben: Will To Suck Seed

“So, we’re not going to the reading of your grandma’s will?” Ben meekly asks. “Fuck that dead hag,” Hannah scoffs. “The only thing that old bitch ever gave me was this lousy brooch. Told me it’s been in the family for generations and to make sure nothing bad ever happens to it.” Hannah undoes her...