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Diamond, Judy & Tom: The Gargling Gourmets

“Tanning is a fuckin’ bore,” Diamond announces to Judy. “Let’s try to guess what Tom ate for dinner last night.” The impatient slut laps her boyfriend’s ass. “Almonds?” Judy slurps a blip off Tom’s rim. “Don’t think so. Maybe broccoli?” Tom grabs Judy’s hips and shoves in from behind. Before he comes, the stud pulls...

Sister Swap

Natasha and Natalia Starr open their doors to cuties Kendall and Kayla Kayden for a naked slumber party, and they want you to watch. Isn’t it nice to see sisters share?...

Bridgette B.

“I’m 100 percent Spanish, from Barcelona, Spain. I have naturally dark brown hair, but being blond suits me. One night a DJ at a gentlemen’s club introduced me as ‘Spanish Barbie.’ Here I was, a super-tanned blonde with a heavy Spanish accent dancing in the Midwest—they needed to call me something just to keep it...