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Sunrise & Rex: Dog Lay Afternoon

“Hello, my pet,” Sunrise  sighs to her collared slave. “Woof ,” Rex answers. The blond animal lover yanks on his chain, dragging Rex across the floor. “Roll over,” she smiles, grabbing his red rocket and flicking her tongue on its head. “Good boy! Are you thirsty for pussy?” Sunrise  dangles her mound over Rex’s face....

Spring Break Orgy

Before you can yell “beer bong!” these collegiate hotties have hopped into the pool for friendly cocksucking competitions and drunken orgies. Blowing off school is totally awesome! Ah, Spring Break, when college kids get wasted and strip down for anyone offering a free Corona Light. Sexy coeds lose every single inhibition under the sun, and...

Mao & Moe

“In Japanese, Moe means adorable, and my friend really is! She giggles constantly and says such silly things. She gets a lot of attention from guys. One day we noticed this American boy staring at us. He’d been following us, so we started following him. It was fun, like a game. He tried talking to...